2016 Bad Film Fest Award Winners
Look for an bonus NYC screening on Sunday, June 26th.
As for the films which screened at Cloud City in Williamsburg, Brooklyn… here are your award winners:
| Modern Man (An Animated Tribute to George Carlin) | Best Tribute |
| Time Portal Glory Hole | The Cannes-Worthy Animation Award |
| Wedding on Mussel Island | The Poignant Award |
| I’m Glad I Asked | The Legacy Award |
| Drunk Brittany and Mr Rat | Best use of Booze |
| A Piece of the Pie | The “It Takes All Kinds” Award |
| “Bittersweet” | The Courtship Award |
| Senile Seahorn | The What’s Reality?!? Award |
| STFU! | The “No Explanation Needed” Award |
| Tick Tock | The “Future Mom?” Award |
| Horse Race of the Palio | The “Still Processing This” Award |
| One Too Many | Best Use of Yarn |
| trend | The Big Brother Award |
| Fluff or feathers | Best Hot Dog Costume |
| Mamochka | Best Chilling Animation |
| Misenus – Trumpeter of the Trojans, Episode 1 | Most Surreal Adaptation |
| Mistress May I? | The May I Have Another? Award |
| Isis | The Free Spirit Award |
| N Is for Nightmare | The “Welcome to Florida” Award |
| Reversed | The Vision Award |
| Charades | Best “Things Get Weird” Short Film |
| Bon Bon: The Demonic Cat | The “Cats are the Best” Award and Best Original Song |
| Taking Care Of Bidness | Best Catch Phrase in a Film |
| I see the Future | The Infinity Award |
| The Chastening | The Tiny Horror Award |
| Fruitcake | The “Makes You Think” Award |
| Boy Bear and robot | The “Time is a Flat Circle” Award |
| The Wet Nurse & Her Diabolical Concerns | Best On-Screen Kiss |
| Time Benders | Best Sci-Fi Short to Watch with a Grandparent and/or Grandchild |
| Upper West Side Story | The “More Wine” Award or Excellence in Existential Comedy |
| Catcalling: A Love Story | The “Holla Back Girl” Award |
| Pre-Intervention | Best Improvised Film |
| Adventures In Amateur Bathtub Surgery | Best Use of Power Tools |
| MANICORN | Deserves Multiple Viewings Award |
| Snatched Away | Best Feel Good? Ending |
| The Pancake Killer | The Traumitized Child Award |
| ArachNO! | Best Use of Robotics |
| Black Widow | Excellence in Freaking Out the Audience |
| IT’S ME MOM | The Afterlife Award |
| Board | The Borough Award |
| Obbie | The “Can’t Catch a Break” Award |
| THE OTHER BROTHER | Best Film with Blood and a Stuffed Penguin |
| Doghead in Grizzly Dog | Best Hot Dog |
| You Make a Grown Ghost Cry | The “Death CAN be Funny” Award |
| Vampire-Killing Prostitute | The “There Will Be Blood”Award |
| Burning Bridges – The Accidental Pornstar | Best Dissappearance |
| Hitler’s Brain and the Robot from Hell | Best B-Movie Spoof |
| KAIJUTSU | Best Mecha Spoof |
| The Town Branch Flasher | Best Short Film set in Kentucky |
| Move | The “Actions Have Consequences” Award |
| Peter Picks a Peach | The “Greatest Film Ever” Award |
| Imaginary fiend | The “Redefining Spectrum” Award |
| The Far East | Greatest Montage |
| The Amateur Artist | Best Appearance of a Deity |
| Insurance | The Vaudeville Award |
| The Pretty Greens // Elevator Eyes | The “Ladies to the Front” Award |
| Aqua Fin | The Metamorphisis Award |
| ANYONE SEEN KITTY? | The “Wrong” Award |
| Nowhere Man | The Sprocket Award |
| THE FIXED SHOWER HEAD | Best Shower Scene is a Short Film |
| The Closet | Overall Excellence in Scripting, Shooting, Lighting, Editing and Performance |
| The Bag-22 minute version | The “We’re All Doomed” Award |
| Rocco’s Reviews Episode 1 | The Perseverance Award. |
| Interviews with the Wolfpack | Excellence in Oral History Storytelling |
| The Hoosac | The “No Trespassing” Award |
| I SCREAM | Best un-Hollywood Short Film |
| Fellow Shadows | The High Octane Award |
| Last Date | The “There’s Always Someone Better” Award |
| Nosferratin | The “No Budget” Award |
| Polterguys | The “Ghosts are People Too” Award |
| Cold Purse | The “Blackmarket Organ” Award |
| Dear John Thanks John | The “Drink the Kool-Aid” Award |
| Z.E.T.A. Force – Special Edition | The “Nice Guys Do Come in Last” Award |
| Workout pandas | The “Inspiration” Award |
| Р | Awesome Alliteration Award |
| Masterpiece | The Retro Award |
| Run Darlin Run | The Collaboration Award |
| Think Twice | The “Relationships are Hard” Award |
| “Slartibartfast” Yearnst/Marinah Janello | The Unique Vision Award |
| Dickproof 2 | The Golden Pants Bulge Award |
| Le Pain de l’Amour | The Carbo-load Award |
| Neurosisnine’s Pinocchio | The Gore Award |
| The Panty Symphonic | Excellence in Outdated Format – VHS |
| What!? | Best Newcomer |
| Here Lies in the afterlife | The Time is Fleeting Award |
| [13.1-9+19+13] Vol.01 | The Strobe Light Award |
| Wasted Night | Best Mess |
| Steam | The Hot Satire Award |
| Dancing Queen | The Movement Award |
| Spammer | Best Twist with a Parable for the Technologically Savvy |
| The Jamaican Upright Vacuum Dealer | The “Breaking Stereotypes” Award |
| The Right to Remain Silent | The “Tough Conversations” Award |
| Wild Oates | The “Brain Worm” Award |
| Bungalow Expose | Excellence in Art Decco History |
| The Turkey | Best Duo (child actor and turkey costume) |
| Beetles in Boxes | The “Albert Camus” Award |
| “Moving Pictures” | The “4th Wall” Award |
| I Could Eat A Horse | The “Tom and Jerry” Award |
| Sleepwalkers | The “Fall in Line” Award |
Thanks again to all of the screening Filmmakers this year. Keep shooting. Keep making. Keep being“BAD”!
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