31-ish Horror Films of Oct: PARASITES (2016)

We meet 3 freshman USC football players and then quickly follow just one of them as he runs from a band of vengeful, territorial homeless people.

This film comes with a message.

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31-ish Horror Films of Oct: VAMPS (2017)

VAMPS on Amazon Prime is called GHOULS on imdb.com.

This is a Russian film. It’s shot well.
There is a priest in it that collects silver coins because the silver will help destroy evil one day.

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31-ish Horror Films of Oct: THE MONSTER (2016)

While trapped on a country road, inside of a broke down car, a mother and daughter are forced to mend their tumultuous relationship as a monster stalks them.

This movie was great and echoes some of the best elements of Aliens (1986) and The Descent (2005). THE MONSTER is available on #AmazonPrimeVideo and worth a Halloween season viewing.

 

31-ish Horror Films of Oct: THE HOUSE ON SORORITY ROW (1983)

This is THE 80s horror film for fans of 4 out of 5 Doctors (band).

Life is hard for 7 sorority sisters about to graduate. It gets even harder when they murder a crazy woman who may or may not have died. Either way, someone is seeking revenge on all seven of them.

 

31-ish Horror Films of Oct: ATOMIC BRAIN (MONSTROSITY)

A rich old lady enlists the services of Dr. Frank to place her brain into the body of a younger woman. She has three to choose from!
But before that, we get to meet a “cat lady” and a hideous “dog person”.

Shot in 1958. Released in 1963. Now available on Amazon Prime Video.

 

31-ish Horror Films of Oct: INSECTULA

This year… after years of promising, I’m watching as many horror films for the month of October as possible. I may not get to 31, but I will do my best.

Picked randomly off Amazon Prime, this St. Paul, MN-shot feature about an alien mosquito creature terrorizing a lake has gore, scares, comedy and even… a little romance.

 

2017 Bad Film Fest Award Winners

2017 Bad Film Fest Award Winners

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Films were screened at Cloud City, Willamsburg BK
Here are your award winners:

Fri 7pm AWARDS
Hall Monitors The Saturday Detention Award
Mani Pedi Episode One The Gal Gadot Award
SCROOBJAM The Meddling Kids Award
AX·IS The Creator Award
TAG The POV Award
Liquid Gold The Cheers Award
Strange Thinker The Ergonomic Award
Vegetarian Zombies The Eat Your Broccoli Award
Skinny Days – Alright Right Now The Dance Like No One is Watching Award
A Visitor The Id Award
i’ve lost my taste for yogurt The Probiotic Award
Detective Priest The Flying Clergy Award
Fri 9pm
Autumn Bluffs The Pacey Award
The Nostalgia Inn The Deja Vu Award
Death Wish The Plot Twist Award
Another Crop Circle Prophecy Fulfilled The Zoso Award
Time Travel Bites The Paradox Award
Still Shaving After All These Beers The Harmony Award
HUMORT The Squirm Award
The Penis The Lilly Ledbetter Award
Safe The Memorize Your Combination Award
Captain Reality: Trailer The Green Lantern Award
A Real Date The Tables Have Turned Award
Sat 5pm
Count Us In The Cautionary Tale Award / Beward of Becoming a Filmmaker Honerable Mention
Midnight Confession The Nightmare Castmember Award
My Ass Is Bleeding 2 The Ouch Award
Scumbags from Outer Space The Scumbag Award
Nomophobia The Bad Service Award
The Drop The Lightning Award
SAVE The Colicky Baby Award
Popular Celestial Mechanics The Dimension Award / Best Portrayal of an all-powerful Being
Oops! The Bite Your Tongue Award
The Magic Wandas “Crab Scuttle” The Surf Rock Award
The Sun Will Rise The Electrical Storm Award
KITTENS VS. BALL (VS. METAPHYSICS) The Multiverse Award
Sat 7pm
Wolf Mother: Hunted Best Debut!
Shockwaves The Home Surgery Award
A Day To Live The True Romance Award
Rocco Primavera The Limelight Award
Ghost, Misunderstood The Vanishing Award
Variations On Us The Stuck in my Head Award / Best Romance
Jamais-vu The Adjust Your TV Antenna Award
It’s not a toy The Fidget Spinner Award
Oroboros The Infinite Loop Award
Tattoni Forgives The Encore Award
Meatloaf Zombie in a Box The Firearm Pizza VS. Hotsauce Vampire Award
Sat 9pm
The Last Movie The International John Waters Award
Ninja Assassin The Kangaroo Round House Award / Best Short Film with a Plane in it!
The Lost VHS Tapes of John Trenton The Poet Laurette Award
Gora – The Man and the Legend – Documentary The Silver Screen Award
Movie About Reality and Unreality The 5th Dimension Award
Shit The Everybody Does It Award
Pandas Have Got To Go The Extinction Award
Stockholm The Let Me Out Award
“SOULFINGER vs GOLDFINGER” by Crazy Legs Conti The A-List Award / Best Sound Design
Wish You Were Here The Chantal Akerman Award
Sun 5pm
MANDRONE The Survivalist Award
Baby Blue The Bloody Mary Award
Pull Out The Stopper The Everything in Moderation Award
Fair Lady The Most Pit Award / The Distinguished Actress Award
Computer Man The Floppy Drive Award
Nympho’s Diary The Nowhere to Hide Award
run with the wolves The Voyeur Award
“How to Cat Sit” with Matt Beacon The Cat Whisperer Award
Baseball Dad The Think Fast Award
The Pizzaboy (Trailer) The What About Bob? Award
Cardboard Jungle The Time Lapse Award
Firearm Pizza VS. Hotsauce Vampire Hamburger MotherFk@! The Falling Downstairs Like a Man! Award
Cursed The Chafed Award
Sun 7pm
Moonie and the Spider Queen The Anti-Gravity Award
The Llama Llover The Camelid Award
Cans of Evil The 6-pack Award
Jesse Eisenberg Uses the Urinal The The Facebook Award
The Rhinocéros The Can’t Stop, Won’t Stop Award
Action Team Go Force: Sit.Com The Non Sequitur Award
A DEATHBED MAKEOVER The Neat and Tidy Award
And the Earth Will Be Lost to the Flames The Nostradamus Award / Best use of Signs
MENACE The Chainsaw Award
Brown Guys Do – All in the Family The Norman Lear Award
Goldfishes The Milky Way Award
Sun 9pm
Garbage Can Stories The Motivated to Make More Films Award
Death by Murderphone The Dropped Calls Award
The Jar The Formaldehyde Award
The Cart The Squeaky Wheel Award
Lights Out!!! The Watch Your Back Award
Hello Nostrand The MTA Award
Marketed Collecting The As Seen on TV Award
Clash of the Choirs The Acapella Award
A Night at the Movies The Look Behind You Award
NO SIGNAL The Dropped Calls Award
How To Fall Downstairs Like a Man! The Meatloaf Zombie in a Box Award
A Taste For It The Takes All Kinds, I Guess Award

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Thanks again to all of the screening Filmmakers this year. Keep shooting. Keep making. Keep being “BAD”!


2016 Bad Film Fest Award Winners

2016 (bonus screening) Bad Film Fest Award Winners

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Films screened at Lucky Jack’s on the Lower East Side – June 26, 2016.
Here are your award winners:

BORING. A DAY IN THE LIFE “The Audience Motivator / Inspire to Create” Award
YO SOY PEDRO Best Slapstick Sci-Fi
Run Through The Forest Run The “This Could Really Happen” Award
Intoxication Most Surreal PSA
   
   
Rapstar Best Rap-Themed Mockumentary set in NYC
Synchronicities Most Mind-Opening Documentary
The Werewolf’s Greatest Hit Most Chilling, Super-Short Horror/Comedy
Yuri on the Phone The Mind-Bending Award
A Dry Day Tragedy Most Relieving Happy Ending
Anatema The “Wow. Don’t Look Away” Award
   
   
Director’s Cut The Hyper-Filmmakers Award
Nathalie f**** you all The “Better than Amelie” Award
The Valley Below Nobel Peace Prize
The Assist “Easiest Practical Effects” Award
A Nighthunter’s Tale The Chiller Award
   

Thanks again to all of the screening Filmmakers this year. Keep shooting. Keep making. Keep being“BAD”!


TheAssist